“No, Lily!” said Raphael. “I will not have drug-addled mermaids infesting the rivers of my city. What if we end up with glowing silver alligators in the sewers? Nobody will be surprised, but I will know it is your fault, and I will be extremely disappointed in you.” “You never let me have any fun,” Lily grumbled. “I never let anyone have any fun,” said Raphael, and looked smug.