It is the road less traveled. And once you’re already on that road, the side paths look more like trampled vegetation than anything officially sanctioned. Land planners call them desire lines, which is a kind way to say The places we didn’t think it made any goddamn sense to walk. That’s where you can find me, if you want. And if you don’t want, that’s fine, too. I don’t really want to hang out with you anyway.

