The Librarian's Vampire Assistant (The Librarian's Vampire Assistant, #1)

by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

He shrugs. “What next?” “We trade clothes, and might I add, you really should do the laundry more than once a month.” “My mom lives really far—like forty minutes.” I nod, trying not to slap his face. “A real man does his own laundry or pays a service. One does not wait for mommy to tell us when we stink.”