Did you just ask me out on a date? I thought we talked about you trying to stick your ham in my meat wallet. Caleb: No. Do not say meat wallet. And it’s not a DATE date, just like a roomies date. Ya know, for not sucking. Me: But…what if I like sucking? Caleb: Did you just make a blow job joke? Me: …Yes. Caleb: I…I was not expecting that. Caleb: You never stop surprising me. Me: Is that a bad thing? Caleb: Not at all. Caleb: Unless you’re surprising me with herpes or something. Then that’s bad. Me: Noted.
