I Wanna Text You Up (Texting, #2)

by Teagan Hunter

P.S. Dick pics sent directly to my grandmother. Don’t do that shit to her.

You mean I can’t put my Lik-A-Stix in your Fun Dip? Open the gates of Mordor with Gandalf’s staff? Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets? Put my email in your spam folder?

“Oh honey, now don’t be embarrassed. There’s no shame in taking a little bob on the knob.”

“I don’t argue. I tactfully sway your opinions in my favor.”