Caleb: Keep it up and I’ll make you sleep on the couch. Me: Did you just threaten to kick me out of my own bed? Caleb: It’s OUR bed. Me: No, that is MY bed. I just let you sleep in it. Me: Speaking of, we really need to get you your own. I’m tired of waking up to the smell of your farts in the middle of the night. Caleb: Those are YOUR farts waking you up. Trust me, they wake me up too.
LOL fart humour they ARE very coupled
