Me: You’re trying to distract me with sexy talk. Me: I’ll allow it. Please continue. Me: HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE Caleb: *winces* You saw, huh? Me: Oh, I fucking saw. ALL BUT TWO? Caleb: They were REALLY good, so it’s all your fault for being such an amazing, beautiful, generous, kind, sexy cook.
LOL he inhaled the brownies
