It’s like bumping into Hannibal Lecter in a newsagent buying Haribo. Were Oded a casserole, the ingredients would have been: 1x Eeyore Half a cup of manically depressed Woody Allen 250g of David Foster Wallace The hair of Robert Smith (from The Cure) All cooked in deadpan, until lightly disorientated. I fell quickly into deep, platonic love with him.

