We're All Damaged

by Matthew Norman

Never trust someone who isn’t miserable at least half of the time. That’s my motto.”

Fox News isn’t something you can tune out, like a game show or a cable movie you’ve seen a dozen times. The colors, the moving logos, the giant fonts, the . . . well . . . the things they actually say. It’s like the television equivalent of one of those cymbal-banging monkey toys being duct-taped to your forehead.