We're All Damaged

by Matthew Norman

We were never the kind of couple that feeds each other. Maybe that’s the ultimate litmus test for marital stability. Maybe all those horrible idiots you see sensually feeding each other in public are doing it right, and the rest of us are all doomed to studio apartments and eHarmony.

Generally speaking, it’s difficult not to be at least mildly terrified of a girl who might, at any moment, take her shirt off.

We hold on to the shitty things the tightest, for some reason. And this is the shittiest thing ever.