An Absolutely Remarkable Thing (The Carls #1)

by Hank Green

It’s just that there are a lot of people doing a lot of amazing things, so eventually you get a little jaded.

Being annoyed by carefully crafted internet personas was part of my carefully crafted internet persona.

And so branding a person also benefits dramatically from simplicity.

You can only do so much pretending before you become the thing you’re pretending to be.

By the age of twenty-three, I had already become a master of not being in relationships. Here are some tips if you too enjoy completely isolating yourself from the love of other humans because of deep, subconscious fears that you are unable to recognize even exist.

Me as FUCK

Carl Jr.,

Oh he did that

“Humanity, what do you think of us?” “Beautiful,” Carl replied.