After more than a year of denials to an increasingly suspicious Emily that he was cheating on her, and leaving no concrete evidence to the contrary, Walter, in an improbable collection of circumstances, finally got caught with another woman, at a Toby Keith concert, on the jumbotron screen that was, unbeknownst to Walter, nationally broadcast live on Country Music Television. Within half an hour, three of Emily’s friends had called to tell her. The lesson? No one should ever go to a Toby Keith concert.
