The nice thing about the autonomous biological hunter killer units was all I had to do to keep them happy was give them the occasional cat treat and scratch them behind the ears and I didn’t have to worry about them suddenly learning to think for themselves and turn on their master. Though there was the occasional moment when a belly rub turned into a vicious mauling. That was a risk every cat owner had to take from time to time, though, and it was totally worth the visit to the medbay in my opinion because purr cuddles were irresistible. I don’t care who you are.
