Soon after Mechler’s resignation, Rob Morrow—the former Travis County GOP chairman, with the motley fool hat—announced his candidacy for the statewide position. His priorities had not changed since he was drummed out of the county office: “I like big titties. I am a proponent of boobyliciousness. In the past several years I have shared on social media the pics of over 500 extremely hot, busty women.” He concluded by saying, “I am for having bikini contests at the Alamo every 4th of July. Case closed.”
