Illuminae (The Illuminae Files, #1)

by Amie Kaufman

Sure, the story kicks off with the deaths of thousands of people, but god forbid there be cussing in it, right?

I didn’t really have a plan, I just needed to find my dad. Didn’t know what I was going to do once I hit that fog. But turned out that wouldn’t be a problem. Interviewer: Why’s that? Ezra Mason: Well, they shot me.

PERHAPS BRAVERY IS SIMPLY THE FACE HUMANITY WRAPS AROUND ITS COLLECTIVE MADNESS.

“DEAR FIRE AX–WIELDING CRAZIES IN THE CORE SERVER ROOMS. IF YOU CAN HACK APART THE PIECE OF AIDAN THAT MAKES IT A CONDESCENDING █████, THAT’D REALLY HELP ME OUT. THANKS, BYE.”