Illuminae (The Illuminae Files, #1)

by Amie Kaufman

AIDAN: CAPTAIN, I AM CURRENTLY AIMING FOUR SCORPIO-CLASS NUCLEAR MISSILES AT YOUR VESSEL. UNLESS YOUR ENGINES ARE POWERED DOWN WITHIN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS, I WILL FIRE ALL FOUR AND RENDER THE HYPATIA DOWN INTO ITS COMPONENT MOLECULES.

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