I’m in a crisis.” “Running out of toilet paper is a crisis to you.” “Have you ever sat on the toilet to poop, then ran out of toilet paper while your phone rings?” I raised an eyebrow. “I don’t want to speak to someone when I’m pooping. I want Buzzfeed to tell me what breed of cat I’ll be in my next life.” “Can you link me to that?” Chloe asked. Mellie shot her an unamused look. “Chloe.” “What? I poop, too.”
