Cajeta •1/2 gallon goat’s milk •2 cups sugar •1 cinnamon stick •1/2 teaspoon baking soda dissolved in 1 tablespoon water Mate a beautiful LaMancha doe with an adorably haggard Nigerian dwarf buck. Wait 150 days. Sit in a freezing cold, dark barn with a laboring doe for eight hours or longer. Become sick and numb with worry as the doe’s labor drags on and on. Make all sorts of pointless promises about how you will never put your doe through this again. When the babies do finally arrive safely, feel enormous gratitude. Take eight million photos, and send them to all of your friends, family,
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