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“It’s a shame I didn’t think to schedule my myocardial infarction for six months from now, isn’t it?”
“I’d volunteer to have a hit man off me, but our life insurance policies have lapsed, so I’d be of no more use dead than I am living.”
“If your mother and I lived somewhere smaller, we might have to actually see each other.”
“The house, and Mom just popped a bunch of Valium that I think expired ten years ago.”
Lydia: We use a 9 inch dildo Mary u should try it some time maybe u wouldn’t be so fucking grumpy

