Why Not Me?

by Mindy Kaling

Because a honeymoon is, after all, a sex vacation you’re giving yourself after a massive party in your honor.

I will leave you with one last piece of advice, which is: If you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if you don’t got it? Flaunt it. ’Cause what are we even doing here if we’re not flaunting it? And that, my friends, shall go on my tombstone.

“They gave you that trophy so you wouldn’t feel bad, not because you deserved it. You should know the difference.”

confidence is like respect; you have to earn it.

it’s not that I think I’m so great. I just don’t hate myself.

Work hard, know your shit, show your shit, and then feel entitled.