“Oh, Raffe versus Godzilla. Now that’s a fight I’d love to take bets on,” says Dum. “Don’t be silly, man. Godzilla’s all pumped up on nuclear waste. How’s a mere mortal supposed to beat that?” “He’s not just a mere mortal,” says Dum. “Look at him. He’s probably got some super-strength badass juice in his pocket right now. One gulp and his muscles would have muscles.” “Yeah, and we wouldn’t need scary little girls if we had a few like him in our army,” says Dee. “What, you think Penryn’s sister can take on Godzilla instead?” asks Dum. Dee thinks about it. “Meh, probably not. Maybe her mom can,
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