I am in too deep—way too deep. I spent the rest of last night with a hard-on, and I don’t think it’s fully left me yet. This girl is driving me crazy—that dress she wore, then she sat in my lap, laughing, touching, joking, flirting . . . Then she kisses my hand so intimately—my fucking pitching hand. It’s by far the sexiest thing a girl has ever done, ever. I don’t say this to be a dick, but girls have done a lot of shit to me.
