you don’t fuck with Dylan. There’s only one thing Dylan loves more than basketball, and that’s his girl. Physically, they’d be a decent match, but to Dylan there’s a huge difference between sports and Heidi. Doug would probably not survive that fight. We’d give Dylan shit if he weren’t so serious about her. He’s not the hearts-and-flowers kind of guy—he’s the heart-and-soul kind, and fuck if every girl would rather have that than the flowers.
i want a Dylan 😭
