Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

by Christopher Moore

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. VOLTAIRE

Children see magic because they look for it.

Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell.

Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt.

Faith isn’t an act of intelligence, it’s an act of imagination.

Nobody’s perfect…. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him. ANONYMOUS