“Fucking breadcrumbs.” DeVante still can’t get over it. “I swear, I don’t understand white people. Breadcrumbs on macaroni, kissing dogs on the mouth—” “Treating their dogs like they’re their kids,” I add. “Yeah!” says DeVante. “Purposely doing shit that could kill them, like bungee jumping.” “Calling Target ‘Tar-jay,’ like that makes it fancier,” says Seven. “Fuck,” Chris mutters. “That’s what my mom calls it.”