Three Trials (The Dark Side, #2)

by Kristy Cunning

“That’s not at all what I said, and a touchable vagina makes me very much an actual being. My independent thoughts and emotions make me a being too, but mostly the vagina. And it’s a good vagina, by the way. Not an evil one, despite the house vote.”

I grew attached to all of you—infallibly loyal, viciously protective, savagely lustful, and tragically devoted.

“My evil vagina is impressed with her powers of temptation,”

“Give me a few days to be thankful I’m alive, to be thankful I somehow managed to see you all home safely, and give my heart a break, before you remind me how very little you care.”

“You should sharpen your blades some time,” I tell him. “Apparently you’ve all gotten volatile and lazy this past month when I wasn’t around to make you awesome.”

“He’s saying you’re pretty because I’m shallow.” I rock backwards on my heels, clasping my hands in front of me. “You’re welcome,” I add.

this is ours to take, yours to enjoy, and all of ours to keep safe by not letting you get too attached to just one of us.

I’m the Devil’s daughter, so it’s okay to be insane like that.

“Commanding the loyal isn’t hard. It’s commanding the disloyal that proves tedious,”