Dietland

by Sarai Walker

“I love that their only defense against Jennifer is to label her unfuckable,” Rubí said. “That’s how dudes always try to bring us down,” Sana said.

As if this is a groundbreaking revelation. Christ, what kind of junior league feminist 101 is this fuckin collective?

Not a pretty picture, is it, Alexis? Do you really want to end up a lonely, bitter housewife with a drinking problem? Be grateful for your A-cup. Go to Italy next summer. Eat lots of gelato.

Literally what second wave bra burning horseshit is this nightmare

The apartment was smaller than I remembered it, in the way that everything looks smaller after you’ve left it behind.

This is actually a good line.

This book owes a debt to second-wave feminists,

Jesus, you're tellin me