Country Dark

by Chris Offutt

they still made the feather tick bust a seam once or twice a month,

Hilarious!

Between Princeton and Elizabethtown they stopped twice for Tucker to avail himself of gas station facilities, the food having slid through his bowels like Sherman through Georgia.

Omg, what imagery! LMAO

Trouble came their way like sideways wind in winter.

Wow

“He’d be all right if a man was to stretch a cow pussy over his head and let a bull fuck some sense into him.”

I am gobsmacked by this!