The hotel clerk says, “So would you like a key to the minibar?” and Stephen looks at this woman and he says, “Okay. The squirrel is in the basket.” And she says, “I’m sorry?” and he says, “You know what I mean. The squirrel is in the basket.” And she says, “Sir, I really don’t. I mean, I’m just asking if you want a minibar key.” And he said, “You know where the squirrel is.” And she said, “I’m going to just take that as a no.” The next morning, the wakeup call happens at 6:00 a.m., so Stephen answers the phone by saying once again, “The squirrel is in the basket.” I’ve got to remember I’m
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