We didn’t have vegans when I was your age, dear. We had macrobiotics. I don’t know where they all went. We didn’t have gluten intolerance, either. We had hypoglycemia. I’ll bet you’ve never heard of that.” She didn’t care what she sounded like. They still had a long way to go, and she was enjoying herself. “We had aerobics, not Pilates. We didn’t have different layers of gender. We had Martina Navratilova and no one thought anything of it.” “You didn’t have Uber.” “No, of course not. We had jobs.”
