it?" said my uncle. For he felt, gentlemen, that for a guard he didn't know, to call him Jack Martin, was a liberty which the Post Office wouldn't have sanctioned if they had known it. '"No, there is not," rejoined the guard coolly. '"Is the fare paid?" inquired my uncle. '"Of course it is," rejoined the guard. '"It is, is it?" said my uncle. "Then here goes! Which
