The Candidate's Omega

by Andie Archer

"That door," Daniel nodded toward the closed door. "That is omega for I don't want to deal with your shit right now. You want to stay happily married, you'll respect that door until we get to the gas station."

"All right." She took another drink of her coffee. "I'm sick of all those religious conservatives hiding underneath my damn dorm bed." Anderson coughed. William ignored him. "It's like you guys are fascinated with pussy." Anderson made a sound that William thought might mean he was having a coronary. Stephanie was on a roll though now and didn't slow down. "You guys want to legislate birth control and abortions and who is legally allowed to sleep with who and what bathrooms we all use. “You want to make laws about where omegas can freaking sleep. Who they have sex with. Whether or not they're allowed to enjoy it.” She took a large bite of her muffin and swallowed it quickly. “Honestly?” she said, through a mouthful of crumbs, “I feel like all the rest of us in America need to just get together and get you guys a cable porn subscription. You can get it all out of your system and then you can go to work in the morning and start focusing on real issues. “That’s