BRYAN: You should expect about a 3% return to starting college. Selfishly speaking, that’s no disaster, but you can do better. Quit school, get a job, and invest your savings in stocks and bonds. JAMES: There’s no guarantee stocks and bonds will pay off. BRYAN: [animated] There’s no guarantee college will pay off, either! Even if you finish, a college degree doesn’t ensure a college job. It’s only a hunting license. ALAN:
