Zero Hour (Expeditionary Force, #5)

by Craig Alanson

"Listen to me, you useless tin can-" "Sergeant, that is uncalled-" "It is totally called for, you worthless piece of shit. Your idiotic sorry excuse for judgment got us into this mess." "I also rescued your worthless mudball of a planet." Skippy shot back hotly. "You? You make it sound like you did that all by yourself, and that is Grade-A bullshit. Without Colonel Bishop giving you useful ideas to work with, you are a shiny Goddamn toaster. The two of you together are a great team. Separately, Joe is a decent sergeant and you are a fancy laptop." "That hurt, Margaret." "The truth often does, Skippy. You have been an insufferably arrogant asshole since the beginning, telling us how incredibly smart you are. Great, fine, I don't care if you insult me, they're just words. Now put your enormous brain to work, and think up a way to get Joe out of there. Because if we don't have Joe," she glared at him, "then we don't need you anymore."

Addams FTW!