“It’s like the Dark Ages in there.” “What?” Skippy asked in disbelief. “The Dark Ages, Skippy. People stumbled around,” I pantomimed walking with my hands in front of me, “bumping into stuff because they couldn’t see.” “Oh. My. God,” he gasped. “You are so freakin’ ignorant. You think the Dark Ages are called that because, what, your sun went to sleep?” “I’m not a scientist, Skippy, but it was dark for some reason. That’s why they were called ‘Dark’, duh.” “Joe, I, I am speechless. I, I have no words.” I winked at Adams, and she exploded with laughter, bringing the rest of us with her. “Don’t
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