Hiedey-ho, all you monkeys out there! Tis I, Skippy the Magnificent. I know the suspense is killing you, so I’ll tell you: it worked! Mostly, anyway. The worm is dead, the worm is dead, ding dong, the wicked worm is dead. Hmmm, there’s a song in there somewhere, I’ll have to think about it. Yup, I killed it. I stomped that sucker flat. I ran over it with a truck, then backed up and ran over it a half dozen more times, you know, to be sure. Also, because it felt good to feel the tires bounce as they ran over that rotten thing. After the first two or three times, the tires didn’t bounce much
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