“Hmmf. Joe, in our time together, I have learned painful lessons not to state categorically that something is impossible, because you ignorant monkeys are too stupid to understand the concept of ‘impossible’ so you don’t let it stop you. Truly, the ignorance of your species is so profound it is kind of your superpower. Far, far too many times I have been humiliated because my vast, galaxy-spanning intelligence cannot imagine a way to succeed, and then you say ‘duh what about this’ and I am so deeply embarrassed I want to crawl under a rock and die. Or choke you. This time, I pleased myself
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