A righteous Jewish man dies and goes to meet God. He approaches Him and says, “May I ask you a question?” God sees the puzzlement on the man’s face and takes pity on him. “Yes.” So the man asks, “Is it true that the Jews are your chosen people?” God considers the question. “Yes,” He says, “it is true.” The man nods, opens his arms, and says, “Then would you mind choosing someone else for a change?”
