Jeff: Wow, you want that position so bad. I had no idea you were so selfish and competitive. David: Ha, yeah, it’s true. I really want that position. Jeff: Yeah, so do we. But we still care about each other. You obviously just care about yourself. David: I wouldn’t say I don’t care about you guys at all. Just in the case of this fellowship, I would prefer that I have it, instead of you. Jeff: That’s so selfish of you. David: You don’t know the half of it! That’s just the tip of the iceberg of all the ways I can want things for myself. Jeff: That makes you a bad friend. David: I know I’m not
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