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Mage’s Toilet Paper Never run out of this household essential again! For anywhere you find yourself you will never be without! As the spell levels up lotion can be added to the effects of the spell!
Dancing didn’t go over well for me in real life, so if you can imagine a drunken turkey doing the YMCA then you might have a worthy comparison.
Not to mention the flying shell-less turtle had tortured me with magic. I shouldn’t be okay.
I began singing under my breath, “Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor,” as the Skeleton Warriors bumped into each other and did a terrible job of coordinating their attacks.
It was time to look fabulously terrifying and strike fear into the hearts of stuffed animals and kittens everywhere!
Stench Invited to an undead block party? Here’s the latest in aromas to die for! Now is your chance to smell like all the cool corpses! Okay, maybe it didn’t actually say that, but you get the picture.
I wasn’t even a cockroach to her. I was more like a hamster shrunk to the size of a cockroach that could only try and harm her with cuddles and stink pellets.
“Remember. It was you who swore off men, sister.” “But the human looks so large and juicy,” she said. Her eyes were closed as her bottom lip trembled at the thought of him. “There is a bodybuilder convention going on. Just say the word and we will bring half a dozen large ones.” “But it's not the same. Their steroids and starving themselves makes them taste like kale. You know I hate salad!”
