Today I Wrote Nothing: The Selected Writings of Daniil Kharms: The Selected Writing of Daniil Kharms

by Daniil Kharms

Today I wrote nothing. Doesn’t matter.

HUSBAND: Ivan! Butler???? Ivan! Enter Ivan. Ivan has no hands. IVAN: At your service! HUSBAND: Where are your hands, Ivan?! IVAN: In the war years I was bereft of them in the excitement of battle!