Good thing she’s walking away after that remark, because if she’d stayed a moment longer I don’t know what I would’ve done. Right now, I’m imagining picking her up by one scrawny chicken leg and smashing her face into the concrete floor a few times, the way the Hulk did to Loki in The Avengers. Or maybe I could be a wizard like Harry Potter and use a wand to make a piano drop on her.

