Fall Out: A Year of Political Mayhem

by Tim Shipman

Cameron’s Christianity, it was said, ‘comes and goes’ like ‘Magic FM in the Chilterns’;

‘In the light of the foreign secretary’s display of chronic foot-in-mouth disease, when deciding on cabinet positions, does the prime minister now regret that pencilling “FO” against his name should have been an instruction not a job offer?’

If Australia was a person it would be a twenty-eight-year-old bloke in Speedos. If Britain was a person it would be a little old lady in a cardigan in Barnsley.’

‘The key to the UK’s future lies, in some ways, in Dublin, at least as long as Brexit negotiations continue.’

‘We all know unicorns don’t exist. The question now is whether everyone can agree to make do with horses with shells glued to

Frankie Boyle, who said, ‘The Tories are at pains to make sure that Brexit is being done by the book; sadly, that book is Lord of the Flies.’