The Reluctant Detective (C.T. Ferguson #1)
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“This could work out very well,” my mother said, beaming. “This ad will allow you to help people who need it. Maybe we’ll make a philanthropist out of you yet.” “I think I’d rather be a philanderer.” “Coningsby!” “Just being honest,” I said.
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“Yeah. And they spy on me through my TV, too. Saw it on the news. I had to get a really old one to stop that shit.” “You know TVs don’t work that way, right?” “The old ones don’t.” “None of them do,” I said. “They never have. The government isn’t spying on you. They wouldn’t waste the time.” “I know they have me on a list,” he said. “I’m sure they have you on several. Now take off your tinfoil hat and listen: I’m putting you on a list, too. It’s called the do-not-call list. Stop watching X-Files reruns and get outside more.” I hung up the phone before he could say anything else.
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“Let me get this straight. Seeing your files would help me solve this case, and presumably others I get. But you won’t let me see the files until I solve cases without benefit of those files.” “Exactly,” Rich said. “What is this, hazing? What happened to ‘to serve and protect’?”
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The litter of dead trees was broken by every office machine O’Neill could possibly need and a couple I’m sure he didn’t. So much for the paperless office.
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“Corn syrup is for philistines,”
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For his whole life, he fought the battle of the bulge but could never be counted among the victors.
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“How are you, Joey?” I said. I slid onto the chair opposite him. “When’s the due date?” “You’re hilarious,” Joey said. “I’m a growing boy. I gotta eat.
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After we finished four years of college, Joey learned the science and art of setting people up with new identities.
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I called Vinnie. It was time to kick the plan into motion. “What the hell do you want?” he said when he answered his phone. “To know where manners have gone,” I said.
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This case started as an adultery case before turning into a lot more. There’s a lot of infidelity out there. Do you expect a bunch of infidelity cases?” “Not at all. This was my last one.” “Your last one?” Jessica said. “My last one. I don’t really care who sleeps with whom, nor who gets upset about it. If anything, this case was a prime example couples should talk to each other more. All of this could have been avoided if the Fishers could have communicated with each other.”