“OK, we’re secure.” “What does that mean?” “It means nobody can hear what we say in here, not even the ship’s computer. The comms are blocked, the doors are locked down and can’t be overridden from outside, and there’s even a white noise generator if someone tries to listen through the door.” “When did you put those measures in place? And why?” “Ages ago, and because I watch really unconventional pornography in here sometimes while I’m working.”

