Royals (Royals, #1)

by Rachel Hawkins

I stare at him. “Okay, what?” “What?” he replies, but his eyes slide away from mine. “Don’t what my what,” I tell him, crossing one foot in front of the other. “I what-ed first, and you know what I was what-ing about.”

“Oh god, you had to invoke the squire’s code,” he says, and I frown. “The what?” “Squire’s code. When our knights go errant, we must go fetch them.”