Woom

by Duncan Ralston

"Hello, Mom," he said to the empty room. "It's been a long time."

"So you know God made the whale eat Jonah because Jonah had turned away from Him. You know he lived inside the belly of the whale for three days and three nights, until he gave in and prayed to God, who commanded the whale puke him out."

oh no

"Let's go bungie jumping!" "Okay." "Let's go to Vegas!" "Okay." "Let's try heroin!" Obviously, saying yes all the time had begun to become a problem.