Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)

by Martha Wells

(There needs to be an error code that means “I received your request but decided to ignore you.”)

My husband laughed when I read this to him. This should be an email automatic reply.

(“If you bother her again I will break every individual bone in your hand and arm. It will take about an hour.”)

(If it wasn’t for the shows I download from the entertainment feed, I would have thought the only way most humans knew how to communicate was by pointing and shouting.)

They were all annoying and deeply inadequate humans, but I didn’t want to kill them. Okay, maybe a little.

there’s the right kind of unrealistic and the wrong kind of unrealistic.