“Oh, she was a full-grown woman, only she was tiny, she had to stand on a box while she did my hair. I’d say she was about two inches away from being a midget. Of course, I don’t let any handicap like that bother me, and I love a midget….I wonder whatever happened to that little midget that sold cigarettes?” “Where?” “On the radio and TV. They used to dress him up like a bellboy, sold Phillip Morris cigarettes. You remember!” “Oh yes. I know who you’re talking about now.” “Oh, I used to get the biggest kick out of him. I always wished he would come to Whistle Stop so I could sit him on my lap
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