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“Oh Mrs. Threadgoode, I’m too young to be old and too old to be young.
damn
By the way, does anybody out there want to buy a slightly used husband, cheap? Just kidding, Wilbur.
As they continued on down the tracks, a bright red cardinal swooped out of a snow-covered tree and made a Christmas flight across the white horizon.
He wanted to get out of Chicago; the wind that whipped around the buildings was so cold that it sometimes brought a tear to a man’s eye.
He was my mother, father, husband, teacher.
ew????
Every bug has a different personality, you know. Spiders are kind of nervous and grumpy, with teeny heads. And I always liked the praying mantis. He’s a very religious bug.
Said on their wedding night, he got drunk and forced her, while the whole time she was begging him to stop.”
is shooting him an option per chance
By the way, Boots died and Opal says she hopes you’re satisfied.
NOOOOOO POOR BOOTS
She smiled at Evelyn. “That’s what I’m living on now, honey, dreams, dreams of what I used to do.”
and a little retarded boy,
i know this book is dated but stuff like this never fails to make me recoil
Few people who saw this plump, pleasant-looking middle-aged, middle-class housewife out shopping or doing other menial everyday chores could guess that, in her imagination, she was machine-gunning the genitals of rapists and stomping abusive husbands to death in her specially designed wife-beater boots.
you would LOVE rhiannon lewis
Does anybody know a good baby-sitter for a husband…?
She had no balls and never would or could have balls. She was doomed. Ball-less forever.
By the way— My other half claims he has had the eight-day pneumonia for ten days…Men!
